Frozen Floors

MagentaSalmon: this race of midgets is very impressed with the doctor's singing
MagentaSalmon: also i forgot to tell you
MagentaSalmon: in the last episode the doctor went into a fast time sloop and spent many years on an alien planet, where he had two kids
MagentaSalmon: for voyager, a minute and a half passed
MagentaSalmon: it was a very stupid episode
MagentaSalmon: they watched a civilization evolve from cavemen into starship-havers like themselves in a matter of hours
MagentaSalmon: and then they just left, like "hum dee dum, that's all sorted out"
MagentaSalmon: don't they realize that in only a few more seconds, that planet is going to burst out into the universe with the most advanced technology ever devised, like some sort of incomprehensible firecracker of incomprehensible scientific intelligence? IN THE TIME IT TAKES JANEWAY TO HAVE A CUP OF TEA, THE PEOPLE ON THAT PLANET WILL BE MORE POWERFUL THAN GODS
MagentaSalmon: these midgets have a really odd culture
MagentaSalmon: man, i really don't know whether to be amused or appalled at that last episode
MagentaSalmon: it's amazing how lackadaisically they behave even after they realize how much faster time on the planet is than it is for them. Their spaceship is causing constant earthquakes on the surface, but do they work as fast as possible to prevent them? No, they have all sorts of idle conversations
MagentaSalmon: naomi, the little half alien girl that was born on voyager, is doing a science report on planets, and she has a long conversation about it with seven
MagentaSalmon: they discuss how the title is too long, and should be changed from "the weird planet that was stuck in a different time and emitted strange gravity waves" to just "the weird planet"
MagentaSalmon: meanwhile, billions of people lived and died
MagentaSalmon: and janeway was the worst of all
MagentaSalmon: she literally did virtually nothing but sit around drinking tea the entire time
MagentaSalmon: every so often looking at the sensor readings and saying "well, look at that, they've invented electricity."
MagentaSalmon: and "it seems they're at war... are those nuclear weapons?"
MagentaSalmon: and "why are they shooting at us? oh right, the horrible earthquakes we've been causing them since the dawn of civilization"
MagentaSalmon: harry kim has his own band, called "the kimtones"
MagentaSalmon: the midgets hate it
MagentaSalmon: they're attacking him
MagentaSalmon: if you ask me, this is exactly what harry kim deserves
MagentaSalmon: to be attacked by midgets while playing the claranet
MagentaSalmon: the doctor is acting incredibly smug in this episode
MagentaSalmon: elevated even above his usual levels of smugness
MagentaSalmon: hehe
MagentaSalmon: a one second shot of their cityscape reveals these midgets to be one of the races that the kremen erased from time at one point
MagentaSalmon: voyager fixed the timeline, and NOW THEY'RE PAYING THE PRICE
MagentaSalmon: the doctor is dressed like a clown from victorian england
MagentaSalmon: with a giant dunce cap with pom-poms, etc.
MagentaSalmon: all in white
MagentaSalmon: he's going to be performing opera on a live broadcast to the entire midget planet
MagentaSalmon: ...
MagentaSalmon: the doctor receives so much fan mail that voyager explodes
MagentaSalmon: that's the end of the series

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