Frozen Floors

MagentaSalmon: i'm watching cnn
MagentaSalmon: they're slowly panning-zooming over the image of his teary eyes
MagentaSalmon: they've been doing this for two and a half hours
MagentaSalmon: obama's, i mean
MagentaSalmon: because his grandmother died...
SkyBlueSalmon: T_T
SkyBlueSalmon: let's see what's in the mail today
SkyBlueSalmon: bills bills bills
SkyBlueSalmon: [redacted]
SkyBlueSalmon: hm hm
SkyBlueSalmon: bills
SkyBlueSalmon: nobody's ever online...
SkyBlueSalmon: 91009 hours till the end of time
SkyBlueSalmon: ron paul won the election, surprising and confusing everyone
SkyBlueSalmon: wolf blitzer just kind of sat there for about fifteen minutes
SkyBlueSalmon: they cut to a guy in a spongebob costume dancing eventually
SkyBlueSalmon: he did a jig, the robot, the macarana...
SkyBlueSalmon: meanwhile there'd be sporadic voiceovers with random facts about ron paul, as though they were scrounging through file cabinets and saying whatever they found, irrespective of its timeliness or relevance
SkyBlueSalmon: then some odd shots of an empty studio, with one guy walking around in the background, seemingly lost in thought
SkyBlueSalmon: then a test pattern
SkyBlueSalmon: and finally, static, through which some say they can faintly hear rick astley
SkyBlueSalmon: 91000 hours till the end of the world